- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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