- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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