- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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