a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

How come grilled cheese?

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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