- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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