- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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