- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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