- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

why did the man die? he was shot

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

A man sat on a chair

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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