- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Politics

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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