- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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