- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

hi bye

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

your social life.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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