- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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