Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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u suck

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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A man walks into a vagina

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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I like your hair

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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