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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

So does Blake

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Alex Gedrose.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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