Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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