Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Do you love me? No.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Your Mom

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

A man killed himself.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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