- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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