Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

THE END.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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