- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What can make you pee? Liquid

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Your future.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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