Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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PSN IS UP

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What time is it? 20:45.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Of course, first door on your left

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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