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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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