how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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