- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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