Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

just in time?

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Politics

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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