What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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hi bye

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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your social life.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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