why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

u jelly?

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

men, men like men= men+bed

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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