- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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