What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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woman's rights

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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