Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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