Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

I <3 Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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