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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Caroline Kelly.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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