Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Rebecca Black

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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