- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

hahahahaha thats not funny

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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