- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

what do u call a apple a apple

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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