the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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