- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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