What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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