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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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