- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

how did the man die he didnt

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vicky is my best friend.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

kieran scott has a huge back

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im at school

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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