why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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If you were expecting an antijoke you have come to the wrong place however here is a good recipe for a cake: Ingredients 2-1/2 cups 2% milk 1 cup butter, cubed 8 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped 3 eggs 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2-2/3 cups all-purpose flour 2 cups sugar 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt FILLING: 6 tablespoons butter, cubed 4 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped 2-1/2 cups confectioners' sugar 1/2 cup heavy whipping cream GANACHE: 10 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped 2/3 cup heavy whipping cream Directions In a large saucepan, cook the milk, butter and chocolate over low heat until melted. Remove from the heat; let stand for 10 minutes. Preheat oven to 325°. In a large bowl, beat eggs and vanilla; stir in chocolate mixture until smooth. Combine the flour, sugar, baking soda and salt; gradually add to chocolate mixture and mix well (batter will be thin). Transfer to three greased and floured 9-in. round baking pans. Bake 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes before removing from pans to wire racks to cool completely. For filling, in a small saucepan, melt butter and chocolate. Stir in confectioners' sugar and cream until smooth. For ganache, place chocolate in a small bowl. In a small saucepan, bring cream just to a boil. Pour over chocolate; whisk until smooth. Cool, stirring occasionally, until ganache reaches a spreading consistency. Place one cake layer on a serving plate; spread with half of the filling. Repeat layers. Top with remaining cake layer. Spread ganache over top and sides of cake. Store in the refrigerator. Yield: 16 servings.

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chuck norris

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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