A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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You read the Terms of Service.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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