A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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