its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Penis

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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