- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

fruit salad?

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Religion.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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