- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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