- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

fruit salad?

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Religion.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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