I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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