- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

a horse nibbled a baby

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Of course, first door on your left

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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