Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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