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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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