- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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