- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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