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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

book 'em danno

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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