- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

My penis is big... not.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

The Game.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

LIFE :(

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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