What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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