- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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