(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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woman's rights

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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out of your comfort zone

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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