Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Wanna here a good joke?

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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why did the man die? he was shot

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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