- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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