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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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