- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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