What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Obama

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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