- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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