- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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