- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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run farther?

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

out of your comfort zone

The MLS

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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