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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Justin's humor

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Raveena Thandhan

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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