Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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