- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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